Where are you going next? Russia To Find a Mail Order or Skype Bride?
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So I was just on Skype with my business connection from the Middle East to talk about belt manufacturing and etc. During my time on Skype I got 3 invitations from Russian hookers looking to marry me! Wow! Such luck I have these days. Instead of travelling the world, I just need to open Skype and I get proposals left and right. I did not dare crush their dreams and let them know that I did not have a penis or a big fat wallet. Where are you going next? Will your travels take you to Russia to find a mail order bride? or where will you go? Without a penis I am not invited to Russia or so it seems...maybe next year...