Where are you going next? Russia To Find a Mail Order or Skype Bride?

So I was just on Skype with my business connection from the Middle East to talk about belt manufacturing and etc.  During my time on Skype I got 3 invitations from Russian hookers looking to marry me!  Wow!  Such luck I have these days.   Instead of travelling the world,  I just need to open Skype and I get proposals left and right.

I did not dare crush their dreams and let them know that I did not have a penis or a big fat wallet.

Where are you going next?  Will your travels take you to Russia to find a mail order bride?  or where will you go?  Without a penis I am not invited to Russia or so it seems...maybe next year...


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