Peeing on sock in woods at 4 am.
I may have grew up on a farm but I am not a good camper. I spent two nights in a Washington State Park. I slept in a sleeping bag in a tent. Nothing fancy. No RV or showers. When I got up to go to the bathroom at 4 am I did not want to walk to the restrooms which were several yards away down a dirt trail in the dark. No thanks. Instead I peed on my sock when I tried to go right in the bushes outside the tent. Hmmmmm. There is a big difference between a 5 star hotel and a tent. I don't mind getting away by camping, I could feel the stress slipping away as we settled into our camping spot down by the river. However, I prefer to sleep in a bed with a real bathroom, then, I don't have to sleep with a pug in a tent and pee on my socks. Its just one of those things.